i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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