can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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