Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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