At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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