My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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