Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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