Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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