just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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