We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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