hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
