problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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