that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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