didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no, he came in my armpit
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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