I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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