Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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