Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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