I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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