yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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