Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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