i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Sext me about skeletons
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize