is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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