Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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