Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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