butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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