Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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