True but thats because hes a fetus.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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