We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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