I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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