She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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