Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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