WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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