No awkward lesbian experiences without me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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