with your own penis?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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