this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What a dumb baby whore.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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