Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dicks are not precious.
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