high people should be assigned attendants
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This baby is an asshole
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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