How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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