North Korea, Best Korea!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
wow bdsm is so cute
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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