its not stalking. its research.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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