Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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