dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
God gave him joint rollers for hands
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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