K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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