I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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