i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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