Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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