Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I think i got beer on your cat.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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