ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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