real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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