She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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