Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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