oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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