My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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