im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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