it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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